Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Old Joke #32

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, 'Sir, have you been drinking?' 'Just water,' says the priest. The trooper says, 'Then why do I smell wine?' The priest looks at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord! He's done it again!'

6 comments:

  1. LOL, been a while since I heard this one!

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  2. 1st time I've heard it - good for a chuckle to start me day!

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  3. I hadn't heard that one, love it!

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  4. Pfffttt! Too clever by half! You need more than just one 'Old Joke Wednesday'. These are two scrumptious!

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  5. Figures he gets stopped in CT. %^#*#ing CT.

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