Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Old Joke #31
Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie are working up on a cell phone tower when Cooter slips and falls off the tower. He is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife."
Donnie says, 'I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff. I'll do it.'
Two hours later he returns, carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' says Donnie.
'That's unbelievable," says Ronnie. "You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'
'Well, not exactly,' says Donnie. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow..'
So I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
Rednecks are good at "sensitive stuff."