Sunday, April 5, 2009

Old Joke #13

A guy wakes up after a night on the town minus his glasses, and with very few memories of the previous evening. In fact, all he has is a vague recollection of a really fancy men’s room with golden toilets.

The glasses are expensive, and would take a couple of weeks to replace, so he starts calling around town, trying to figure out where he was. As each bar owner answers the phone, the guy describes his lost glasses and asks about the golden toilets.

But at every call, he gets nowhere. The bartenders say incredulously, “Golden toilets? Buddy, believe me, this ain’t that kind of place.”

After a dozen phone calls, he’s starting to lose hope when he finally manages to find someone who doesn’t dismiss his question out of hand. Instead, the guy on the phone asks him to hang on. Then, muffled by a hand over the receiver, he hears the guy yell:

“Hey, Tony, I think I just found the guy who shit in your tuba!”

14 comments:

Chef E said...

Funny one Jeanne!

Marinka said...

lolol!

Rachel Cotterill said...

Are you sure that one's old? I've never heard it! :)

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

hehehe!!! I wasn't expecting that for a punch line!!!

Kabbalah Rookie said...

Tee Hee Hee! Put a smile on my face - haven't heard that one before either!

darsden said...

Yes,that made me chuckle. Good one!

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

eeyuck!!! That is one I definitely had not heard before!!

Debbie said...

You made me laugh tonight!

Blicky Kitty said...

Hehehe

CDB said...

Nice! I managed to NOT read the last line first, good for me!

Mad Texter said...

HHAHAHAHHAHAH! The best jokes are always found in the last few words of the punch line, and this one delivered!!!

rachael chatoor said...

LOL, I read it out to everyone in the room!!!

Far Side of Fifty said...

Thanks for the chuckle! :)

Suzy said...

I can sure relate to that!! Funny too.

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