Sunday, April 5, 2009

Old Joke #13

A guy wakes up after a night on the town minus his glasses, and with very few memories of the previous evening. In fact, all he has is a vague recollection of a really fancy men’s room with golden toilets.

The glasses are expensive, and would take a couple of weeks to replace, so he starts calling around town, trying to figure out where he was. As each bar owner answers the phone, the guy describes his lost glasses and asks about the golden toilets.

But at every call, he gets nowhere. The bartenders say incredulously, “Golden toilets? Buddy, believe me, this ain’t that kind of place.”

After a dozen phone calls, he’s starting to lose hope when he finally manages to find someone who doesn’t dismiss his question out of hand. Instead, the guy on the phone asks him to hang on. Then, muffled by a hand over the receiver, he hears the guy yell:

“Hey, Tony, I think I just found the guy who shit in your tuba!”

14 comments:

  1. Are you sure that one's old? I've never heard it! :)

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  2. hehehe!!! I wasn't expecting that for a punch line!!!

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  3. Tee Hee Hee! Put a smile on my face - haven't heard that one before either!

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  4. Yes,that made me chuckle. Good one!

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  5. eeyuck!!! That is one I definitely had not heard before!!

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  6. Nice! I managed to NOT read the last line first, good for me!

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  7. HHAHAHAHHAHAH! The best jokes are always found in the last few words of the punch line, and this one delivered!!!

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  8. LOL, I read it out to everyone in the room!!!

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  9. I can sure relate to that!! Funny too.

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