Monday, March 16, 2009

Old Joke #10

A hunter is having a drink at a bar when a older woman sits down on the stool next to his.

They get to talking, and she confesses to being 62. Well, he thinks, she looks pretty darn HOT for 62!

She's drinking quite a bit and, while they're chatting, she comes right out and asks if he's ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

No, he says -- but she might be able to talk him into it.

She slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."

Aroused, he follows her back to her place.

Right as they enter the front door, she clicks on the hall light and shouts up the stairs:

"Mom! You still awake?"

19 comments:

Dedene said...

Bwahhhh! That's a new one for me! How funny!

Lilly said...

HA HA HA HA, funny...

K said...

Love it.

Gotta love starting the week off with a good joke. Happy monday.

Dave King said...

I s'pose I shoulda seen it coming, but I didn't. Well done.

Fortune Cookies said...

teeheehee! too cute!

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

That is funny!

buffalodick said...

Best one you've told!
St. Paddys Day is here!
Guy walks into a bar, sits down next to a guy and orders a shot of Jamesons.. Guy he is sitting next to asks "You be Irish?" "Aye, that I am".. "I'll drink to that- me too" "What part of Ireland?" "Dublin man".."Have another- so am I!" "What school did ye attend?" "St Marys" "Saints be! Me too!" Another drink... "What year did ye gradiate " "19 and 62".."I don't believe it! Me too!" More drinks..
Another guy comes into the bar, hears all the hootin' and hollerin' going on between these two, and asks the bartender what it's all about... Bartender says "It's just the O'Malley twins- drunk again"..

Belle said...

Oh Dear!

Chef E said...

As I begin to read, I think to myself, I have heard this one, but it still makes me laugh! I am sending it over to a friend who is 62, she will get a hoot out of it too! ...and Buff's!

CDB said...

NICE. GROSS, but ha!!!

"Old" joke..ha. Descriptive.

Frogs in my formula said...

Eeeeeeeeew. But funny.

Joie de vivre said...

I haven't heard that one. That is so funny.

Maggie May said...

oh my DEAR!

Vodka Mom said...

shit! I LOVED it!!!!!

hahaha

Mammatalk said...

I can always count on you for a chuckle!

ella said...

heh! love it

ladyfi said...

Saw it coming.. but laughed anyway in a kind of grossed out way...

Andrea said...

hahahhah!! Never heard this one....still laughing!! :)

MuseSwings said...

Funny! Bar jokes are a genre in and of themselves. The Buffalodick joke is a hoot too. Thanks for the first laugh of the morning!

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