A hunter is having a drink at a bar when a older woman sits down on the stool next to his.
They get to talking, and she confesses to being 62. Well, he thinks, she looks pretty darn HOT for 62!
She's drinking quite a bit and, while they're chatting, she comes right out and asks if he's ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.
No, he says -- but she might be able to talk him into it.
She slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."
Aroused, he follows her back to her place.
Right as they enter the front door, she clicks on the hall light and shouts up the stairs:
"Mom! You still awake?"