(In an effort to boost my readership (which is coming along nicely, and I'm an ungrateful wretch for wanting to it to grow even faster), I've decided to try an experiment. Since people seem to enjoy my lists, each item of which is just a very brief version of my usual posts, I'm going to try to post miniature observations/overheard conversations on my non-full-length post days. Let me know what you think, yay or nay.)
Overheard in the office a number of years ago:
Guy: "Have you ever heard of that drink called a screaming orgasm?"
Gal: "I've heard of them, but I've never had one.
I kid you not.