Friday, January 30, 2009

Old Joke #5

Three pigs go out to dinner.

The server comes to their table and introduces himself. “Hi, I’m Jason. I’ll be your waiter this evening. Can I start you gentlemen off with a beverage?”

The first pig says, “I’ll have a rum and Coke.”

The second pig says, “I think I’ll have a dirty martini.”

And the third pig says, “Just bring me water. Water, water, and lots water.”

The waiter says, “Okay” and heads off to retrieve their drinks.

A few minutes later he returns and hands around their beverages.

“Have you decided what you’d like for dinner”? he says.

The first pig says, “I’ll have the roast beef.”

The second pig says, “I’ll have the lasagna.”

But the third pig says, “I just want water. Water, water and lots of water.”

The waiter kind of scratches his head, but says, “Okay.”

After checking on them and refilling glasses a couple of times, he says, “Can I interest you in dessert?”

And the first pig says, “I’ll have the cheesecake.”

And the second pig says, “I’ll have the tiramisu.”

And the third pig says, “Give me water. Water, water, and lots of water.”

The waiter says, “Certainly.”

Finally, as he brings them their bill, he says, “Would you mind if I ask you a question?”

The pigs shrug.

“Well,” he says, nodding toward the first pig, “I understand what you had for dinner.” And then he gestures toward the second pig, “And I understand what you ordered.”

Then he turns to the third pig, frowning. “But – what’s with all the water?”

And the third pig says, “Somebody has to wee-wee-wee all the way home.”

14 comments:

Jan said...

Thats cute. And I love your idea of posting more frequently.

K said...

Now I'm going to think of this joke every time I do little pigs with my son (which is a good thing).

Happy Friday.

Chef E said...

Cute, and what do you know a joke I have not heard...

doggybloggy said...

I saw this in my reader and couldnt comment until now...pretty funny

buffalodick said...

Ouch! Well, at least it's "G" rated...

Dedene said...

That's a good one. It's nice to have "clean" jokes to tell from time to time.
Keep them coming!

ella said...

[ba-domp, clink!] I'm here all week...

Not The Rockefellers said...

Very funny and kid friendly with a build to a wee-wee closer.

That's just comedy gold in kindergarten! :)

Peace - Rene

Lyndsay said...

Okay ... no one else is just weirded out by the pig eating roast beef?

Debbie said...

Yes, I did like that! Can't wait to tell my kids.

Jeanne said...

The roast beef was the clue to the punchline!

HoodChick said...

Even though you have told me this joke before, I had an irrepressible urge to go wee wee wee.

Bud Light is SO worse than water!

Andrea said...

Love it....and have not heard it before! :)

Marinka said...

that is adorable! I want to wake up my kids and tell them this joke right now. Except for the waking them up part, that is!

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