Old Joke #5

Three pigs go out to dinner.

The server comes to their table and introduces himself. “Hi, I’m Jason. I’ll be your waiter this evening. Can I start you gentlemen off with a beverage?”

The first pig says, “I’ll have a rum and Coke.”

The second pig says, “I think I’ll have a dirty martini.”

And the third pig says, “Just bring me water. Water, water, and lots water.”

The waiter says, “Okay” and heads off to retrieve their drinks.

A few minutes later he returns and hands around their beverages.

“Have you decided what you’d like for dinner”? he says.

The first pig says, “I’ll have the roast beef.”

The second pig says, “I’ll have the lasagna.”

But the third pig says, “I just want water. Water, water and lots of water.”

The waiter kind of scratches his head, but says, “Okay.”

After checking on them and refilling glasses a couple of times, he says, “Can I interest you in dessert?”

And the first pig says, “I’ll have the cheesecake.”

And the second pig says, “I’ll have the tiramisu.”

And the third pig says, “Give me water. Water, water, and lots of water.”

The waiter says, “Certainly.”

Finally, as he brings them their bill, he says, “Would you mind if I ask you a question?”

The pigs shrug.

“Well,” he says, nodding toward the first pig, “I understand what you had for dinner.” And then he gestures toward the second pig, “And I understand what you ordered.”

Then he turns to the third pig, frowning. “But – what’s with all the water?”

And the third pig says, “Somebody has to wee-wee-wee all the way home.”