Friday, January 23, 2009

Old Joke #4

Buddy Hackett told this joke on an HBO special back in the ‘80s. It’s not my favorite joke of all time, but it’s definitely my favorite punch line.

An 80-year-old man and a 20-year-old woman fall in love. They want to marry, but the old man fears that he won’t be able to satisfy his young bride. Then they hear about an experimental surgery that’s being done for couples just like them. The surgeon replaces the man’s penis with the trunk of a baby elephant.

After long and careful consideration, the man has the surgery, and it works out beyond their wildest expectations. After a blissful weekend in bed, they decide to move forward with the wedding.

Naturally, the girl’s parents want to get to know their future son-in-law, so they invite him to dinner. Although they are concerned about the difference in ages, they can tell that their daughter is really in love.

In fact, she can’t keep her hands off her fiancé. Under the cover of the tablecloth, the girl unzips the old man’s pants and begins fondling him. All the while, above board, the couple chats with the girl's parents about their wedding plans.

It is as the mother sets out a tray of potatoes that an elephant’s trunk shoots out, curls around a baked potato and drags it beneath the table.

The girl’s mother’s mouth falls open. Her eyes trace the path from the old man to the serving platter and back again. After a stunned moment, shaken, she clears her throat and says, “That was amazing. Could you do that again?”

And the old man says:

“I would, but I don’t have room in my ass for another potato.”

(Note: Despite the reputation I've acquired at Belle's house, no baby elephants were harmed in the telling of this joke.)

22 comments:

Vodka Mom said...

LOL!!!!! Jesus, what a great way to start the day!!!

Chef E said...

I actually remember his jokes, lol

Andrea said...

HA!!! Thanks for the chuckle!! :)

jill jill bo bill said...

LMAO!!! I bet happy hour with the nut bowls is hell. Too funny!!!

Lilly's Life said...

Loved it!!!

Dedene said...

Ha ha! Thanks for the laugh!

Debbie said...

Excellent! Thank for the laugh.

Michelle said...

Ha!

K said...

That's for the joke. Who doesn't need another reason to laugh.

Happy Friday.

buffalodick said...

My problem with a good joke is it always reminds me of three more old ones that are funny!

ella said...

Yes! Will HAVE to pass that one on to my dad. Perfect for him.

Belle said...

Brilliant Jeanne. I told all my Zombies - they were hysterical. Even the Former Veggie managed a smile. I did pass on your regards.
Thanks for the mention.

Anna Lefler said...

WOOT! You slayed me with that one...

Happy Friday indeed.

:^) Anna

Marinka said...

lololol!

Michele said...

Oh, my! I have got to share that one with hubby!

Thanks for visiting me on my big, bloggy day!

Lyndsay said...

*snort*

Sweet Repose said...

You are a sick woman Jeane...I like that in a person!

Thanks for the laughs and the relief that no baby elephants were harmed...I'll sleep tonight!


sharon

Jan said...

I read your comment on Suburb Sanity about addiction. I agree about how you have to keep adding to the blogs that you read. We who are addicted need more and more. Too bad I have to work. Cuts into my online reading time. What ever happened to all that free time we were supposed to have in the future? Funny, they never talk about that free time anymore!!!

Smart A$$ Mom said...

hysterical!

Lee the MWOB Queen said...

What a great intro to your blog!! That friggin' joke!!

You stopped by my place today and now I'm here. Think I'll be back soon!

Far Side of Fifty said...

Great Joke! :)

Maggie May said...

oh my holy funniness!!!!

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