His interviewer is a saucy young witch with scant respect for a venerated demon. D. Lieber, the owner of Ink and Magic, told me it's the only guest interview she's ever read where she laughed aloud. And one of my friends from Eight Ladies Writing told me she nearly spat coffee on her keyboard.
Here's a quick taste:
Welcome to Ink & Magick. I’m your friendly neighborhood witch.
What kind of spell can I get for you today?
I am Belial, Chief Operating Demon of Hell and soon to be
Chief Executive Demon, second only to Satan himself. What could I possibly need
from a young woman who spends her time dismembering frogs?
Well, aren't we
hoity-toity? Cool your jets there, demon-boy. I do a lot of these interviews,
and I happen to know at least three other demons who also claim to be
second-in-command in Hell.
The others are exaggerating. Satan has promised that if I
seduce Dara Strong into cursing the Enemy, I will win that promotion.
Yeah, well he promised
me that if I let him voh-de-oh-doh without a condom, I wouldn't get knocked up,
but I've got a little cambion at home with his daddy's glowing red eyes that
says he's a big, fat liar.
Pop over--you'll enjoy!
Methinks you have a broken link for Ink and Magic! I don't get any URL when I hover over it (which I did after my 3rd attempt to click gave me nada.
ReplyDeleteFixed! Thanks for pointing that out.
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