Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Over the weekend, we passed this billboard and Old Dog shuddered. "That sign really creeps me out."
"Really?" I said, twisting around in my seat to catch another look. Other than the "you're so not okay the way you are you should pay us to suction out your gut fat with a vacuum hose" message, it looked okay to me.
"Why?" I asked.
"Have you ever noticed how the face is covered up?"
I had noticed that.
"They probably don't want the girl's face distracting from her nice, flat belly," I suggested.
"If it is a girl," he said.
The next time we drove past the sign, I saw what he meant. From certain angles the bikini bottoms on this model appear--how should I put this? to bulge.
Here's the thing: women have this procedure done to make themselves sexier. But once you've sucked out so much body fat that your pubic bone sticks out like testicles, I think you've crossed a line.
Posted by Jeanne at 7:58 AM