Monday, June 20, 2011
Old Joke #46
This one came from Chef E, over at TMI:
A Texas trooper pulls over a Texan for a weapons check because of multiple NRA bumper stickers on his pickup.
As the officer approaches the vehicle, the man behind the wheel hands the officer his driver's license, insurance card and concealed carry permit.
The officer takes all the documents, looks them over and says "Sir, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"
The driver replies, "Yes, I do, Officer. I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The officer looks at him and asks, "Anything else?"
"Yes. I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 in the back."
"Were you driving to or from a shooting range?" the office asks.
"No, I was not," says the driver.
Looking into the driver's face, the officer says, "Sir, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"
The driver locks eyes with the officer and calmly replies, "Not a damn thing."