Old Joke #44

A man and his wife are sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.

Says the man, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asks.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff.."

She looks at him and says, "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"