Old Joke #41

A bounty hunter rides into town one morning and goes to the Sheriff's office.

"Is there anyone with a price on his head round these parts?" asks the Bounty Hunter.

"Well," says the Sheriff, "there's a $500 reward, dead or alive, for the Brown Paper Kid."

"The Brown Paper Kid?!" exclaims the Bounty Hunter. "Who in tarnation is the Brown Paper Kid?"

"He's a varmint who wears a hat made from brown paper," replies the Sheriff. "His coat is made from brown paper. His shirts are made from brown paper. He wears pants made from brown paper and his boots are made from brown paper."

"Well, I'll be hornswoggled," says the Bounty Hunter. "What's he wanted for?"

"Rustling."