Saturday, April 24, 2010

Old Joke #40


At the Saturday night tent revival the preacher announces,

"Anyone with 'needs' to be prayed over, come forward, to the front at the altar."

Leroy gets in line, and when it's his turn, the preacher asks:

"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replies: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher puts one finger in Leroy's ear, and he places the other hand on top of Leroy's head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Leroy.

After a few minutes, the Preacher removes his hands, stands back and asks,

"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"

Leroy says, "I don't know, Reverend, it ain't 'til next Wednesday."

9 comments:

Rachel Cotterill said...

I always struggle to think of 'intelligent' comments for your jokes... but it did make me laugh! :)

How's the book coming along??? Seems like ages since we got an update.

Ocean Girl said...

It makes me chuckle, thank you.

Hello Jeanne, how are you.

Marinka said...

lol!

SkylersDad said...

Usually I have heard about every joke out there but this is new to me, thanks!

Jeanie said...

Also new to me and very funny.

Kabbalah Rookie said...

That sounds like something that would happen in my neighbourhood! Very funny!

Dedene said...

I just broke out in a huge belly-laugh. Silly Jeanne!

Everyday Goddess said...

That's funny! I get a lot of mileage from your jokes since I started telling them to my friends. I'm going to credit you and send them to your blog!

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

That's funny. And a little bit racist.

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