Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Web Wednesday: A St. Paddy's Day Joke



An attractive blonde from County Cork in the auld country arrives at the Casino.

Reeking of whiskey and a bit unsteady on her feet, she bets twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

"I hope ye won't be mindin'," she says, "but I always feel luckier when I'm in the nip." And stripping to the skin, she rolls the dice, yelling, "Come on, babby, Mither needs new clothes!"

As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down, squealing "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugs each of the dealers and then picks up her winnings and her clothing and quickly departs.

The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?"

"I don't know," says the other, "I thought you were watching."

15 comments:

  1. LOL - Perhaps I ought to try that sometime. Maybe I'll do a few sit-ups first...

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  2. Actually, a wee bit o' Irish whiskey in me coffee this mornin' might help to brush off the chill...

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  3. Oh, they were watching alright. They were watching the native boobie bounce mating ritual.

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  4. Better!
    Irish diddy..
    I finally met the girl of me dreams.
    Who could ask for more?
    She's deaf, she's dumb, and oversexed,
    And owns a liquor store...

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  5. Ha ha I am retelling that tonight.

    Kate x

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  6. I know blondes get the rep for being dumb, but I've always found that men are dumb around blondes. The blondes themselves usually know exactly what they are doing

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  7. Hysterical, and even more so is Buff's is funny too!

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  8. That's a good one.
    Thank you.

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  9. Now I wonder if that'd work for me?

    Too funy. How's life otherwise?

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  10. Some jokes could benefit from an accompanying picture.

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  11. What, the dice weren't still on the table?

    Oh, okay, funny joke.

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