For those of you who've never lived in or near Minnesota, Ole and Lena jokes are ubiquitous up there.
This is the first one I've ever seen featuring Sven....
Ole and Sven are sitting in a boat, fishing and drinking beer, when Sven says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over two months."
Ole spits into the water, takes a drink of beer and shakes his head.
"Ya, you better think about that awhile, then," he says. "Women like that are hard to find."