Thursday, October 29, 2009

Old Joke #21

How do you know when an elephant is on its period?

There's a dime on your dresser and your mattress is missing.


(This one's pretty moldy, but it still cracks me up.)

11 comments:

Vodka Mom said...

that was great.........

Ocean Girl said...

This may be stupid #32...help.

madtexter said...

Oooh, you naughty girl, you! I guess that wouldn't be considered a 'mini-pad'.

rachel... said...

*groan*... LOL

SkylersDad said...

Excellent!

Jeanie said...

Rachel already said what I was going to say....I'll just add a second "groan".

K said...

How have I never heard this one before?

Oh My Goddess said...

Never heard it before! Good one!

PS
Water jogging is just the same a swimming laps, but without the swimming. How's that for an explanation?

Frogs in my formula said...

eewwwwwwwwww

Sandra Leigh said...

I'm so relieved. I thought I was the only one who had never heard that (definitely groanworthy) joke before. It must be a very old joke, by the way. Nowadays, I suspect you would find a quarter (fifty cents? a dollar?) on your dresser.

Maggie May said...

EWWW!!!

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