Monday, September 7, 2009

You Sexy Thang

After many years of marriage, sometimes the sparkle begins to wear off. You're still in love, can't imagine being with anyone else, but the spice and savor are gone, and a dreary sameness starts to take over. You settle into a routine so predictable that it's hard to work up enthusiasm for executing the maneuver one more time.

And, honestly, I think this is a lot harder on the husband than it is on the wife. We just have so many more things to fill our time....

But when you're married to a wonderful man like Old Dog, it doesn't have to stay that way. Shy as he is, he will take matters into his own hands and step outside his comfort zone to make a mail order purchase to jazz things up, an electronic device to add some flavor and spice to life.

I was more than a little surprised, because he's never done anything like this before. I'd like to say he got my input before he made his purchase, to ensure that I would receive the maximum pleasure from the model he chose, but he didn't, and honestly, his instincts served him well, because I love the one he picked out.

The evening it arrived in the mail, I poured us each a drink and set aside some quality time to investigate the bliss that such a gadget can provide.



Since then, I've made Beef Bourgignon, Risotto with Peas, Acapulco Chicken and Italian Sausage Soup with my new pressure cooker.

Seriously, folks, the food around here these days is orgasmic.

32 comments:

♥ Braja said...

I don't know where I'd be without my pressure cooker. My chickpeas are ready in less than 15 minutes for hummus, instead of 1.5 hrs....love it :)

♥ Braja said...

btw, I think my pressure cooker is totally sexy too ;)

doggybloggy said...

I was trying to double entendre 'steam' and 'pressure' but couldnt come up with anything!

SkylersDad said...

Whaaa? The sparkle wears off? Have you been looking through our window again?

smiles4u said...

You had me going there for a second or two..lol...I would love one of these to add some sparkle to our lives around here.

FrankandMary said...

It takes a special kind of man to buy that for his mate, & a special kind of woman to appreciate it.

That is all this unmarried, barely cooking woman will say.
~Mary

IB said...

Wow. I would never buy my wife an appliance (for cooking) unless it came with an armor-plated codpiece for me to wear while she opens it.

buffalodick said...

Gizmo guy (Buffalo Dick!) has Appliance Envy.... Tell us what it is, and all the things it can do!

Comedy Goddess said...

Great post!
"I believe in miracles, since you came along," will float through my mind all day. That's cool, I love that song.

Mammatalk said...

Your humor is way up my alley, little lady! I did think it was a crockpot as first, however. Shows you what I know!

darsden said...

Oh she is a real beauty that one. Wow, how wonderful for both of you :-)

Mwa said...

Great thing! Perhaps you should do some recipes because I have had a pressure cooker for ten years now, and I still don't know how to use it.

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

I want one.

Now how do you use it?

Maggie May said...

snort snort!@!!

Pauline said...

That sure looks different to my old therdunger, very upmarket. Love how you told the story. Thanks for your encouraging words on my blog, I appreciate it.

Pauline said...

That sure looks different to my old therdunger, very upmarket. Love how you told the story. Thanks for your encouraging words on my blog, I appreciate it.

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Way to go, Old Dog!!!

I was worried for you for a few minutes, there, Jeanne. and I am thinking..."Jeanne!!! What ARE you doing??? This is the internet!!! This will never go away!!!"

I should have looked at the picture a little closer.

bernthis said...

I live in a pressure cooker and all I get out of it is a bad night's sleep

mo.stoneskin said...

True love, they say, is measure entirely by kitchenware.

Renee said...

Adorable.

And the ugly son, well I'm pretty sure that he was the one that got all the girls because he was very funny.

xoxox

Jeanie said...

Great post! I need to get the man around my house thinking in that direction, except I have no idea how to use a pressure cooker.

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Far Side of Fifty said...

Great idea I need to heat thangs up a bit at our house. I heard this morning that a woman of my age should have had at least four sex partners..I am way behind.. :)

Chaka said...

You had me for a minute. Maybe I should look into one for my wife if you like yours that much.

Kabbalah Rookie said...

That Old Dog is very clever. That is possibly the most beautiful pressure cooker I have ever seen...

Captain Dumbass said...

That's one sexy pressure cooker.

Suzy said...

My mother had the old fashioned kind, with that little round thing you put on the top and it whistled when it was done?

My sister gave me her gigantic crock pot because she couldn't figure it out. Now I can't figure it out. And yes I know it's supposed to be easy but I'm the kind of cook that just goes through shelves looking for stuff and then throws it all together.

What A Card said...

Ha! That's hilarious!

Just remember to keep it in the kitchen :)

Pearl said...

Smartie.

:-)

And I would absolutely LOVE to get one of these. Smart man!

Pearl

K said...

Sometimes you just gotta spice it up!

Steven G said...

Amazing what garners 30 comments.

I would imagine it's the quality of the writing.

Nice tease.

Chef E said...

That is a pretty sexy machine I just saw in the pic...I need a bigger kitchen...when we have orgasmic food in my house the clutter starts flying...

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