And, honestly, I think this is a lot harder on the husband than it is on the wife. We just have so many more things to fill our time....
But when you're married to a wonderful man like Old Dog, it doesn't have to stay that way. Shy as he is, he will take matters into his own hands and step outside his comfort zone to make a mail order purchase to jazz things up, an electronic device to add some flavor and spice to life.
I was more than a little surprised, because he's never done anything like this before. I'd like to say he got my input before he made his purchase, to ensure that I would receive the maximum pleasure from the model he chose, but he didn't, and honestly, his instincts served him well, because I love the one he picked out.
The evening it arrived in the mail, I poured us each a drink and set aside some quality time to investigate the bliss that such a gadget can provide.

Since then, I've made Beef Bourgignon, Risotto with Peas, Acapulco Chicken and Italian Sausage Soup with my new pressure cooker.
Seriously, folks, the food around here these days is orgasmic.
I don't know where I'd be without my pressure cooker. My chickpeas are ready in less than 15 minutes for hummus, instead of 1.5 hrs....love it :)
ReplyDeletebtw, I think my pressure cooker is totally sexy too ;)
ReplyDeleteI was trying to double entendre 'steam' and 'pressure' but couldnt come up with anything!
ReplyDeleteWhaaa? The sparkle wears off? Have you been looking through our window again?
ReplyDeleteYou had me going there for a second or two..lol...I would love one of these to add some sparkle to our lives around here.
ReplyDeleteIt takes a special kind of man to buy that for his mate, & a special kind of woman to appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteThat is all this unmarried, barely cooking woman will say.
~Mary
Wow. I would never buy my wife an appliance (for cooking) unless it came with an armor-plated codpiece for me to wear while she opens it.
ReplyDeleteGizmo guy (Buffalo Dick!) has Appliance Envy.... Tell us what it is, and all the things it can do!
ReplyDeleteGreat post!
ReplyDelete"I believe in miracles, since you came along," will float through my mind all day. That's cool, I love that song.
Your humor is way up my alley, little lady! I did think it was a crockpot as first, however. Shows you what I know!
ReplyDeleteOh she is a real beauty that one. Wow, how wonderful for both of you :-)
ReplyDeleteGreat thing! Perhaps you should do some recipes because I have had a pressure cooker for ten years now, and I still don't know how to use it.
ReplyDeleteI want one.
ReplyDeleteNow how do you use it?
snort snort!@!!
ReplyDeleteThat sure looks different to my old therdunger, very upmarket. Love how you told the story. Thanks for your encouraging words on my blog, I appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteThat sure looks different to my old therdunger, very upmarket. Love how you told the story. Thanks for your encouraging words on my blog, I appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteWay to go, Old Dog!!!
ReplyDeleteI was worried for you for a few minutes, there, Jeanne. and I am thinking..."Jeanne!!! What ARE you doing??? This is the internet!!! This will never go away!!!"
I should have looked at the picture a little closer.
I live in a pressure cooker and all I get out of it is a bad night's sleep
ReplyDeleteTrue love, they say, is measure entirely by kitchenware.
ReplyDeleteAdorable.
ReplyDeleteAnd the ugly son, well I'm pretty sure that he was the one that got all the girls because he was very funny.
xoxox
Great post! I need to get the man around my house thinking in that direction, except I have no idea how to use a pressure cooker.
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ReplyDeleteGreat idea I need to heat thangs up a bit at our house. I heard this morning that a woman of my age should have had at least four sex partners..I am way behind.. :)
ReplyDeleteYou had me for a minute. Maybe I should look into one for my wife if you like yours that much.
ReplyDeleteThat Old Dog is very clever. That is possibly the most beautiful pressure cooker I have ever seen...
ReplyDeleteThat's one sexy pressure cooker.
ReplyDeleteMy mother had the old fashioned kind, with that little round thing you put on the top and it whistled when it was done?
ReplyDeleteMy sister gave me her gigantic crock pot because she couldn't figure it out. Now I can't figure it out. And yes I know it's supposed to be easy but I'm the kind of cook that just goes through shelves looking for stuff and then throws it all together.
Ha! That's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteJust remember to keep it in the kitchen :)
Smartie.
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And I would absolutely LOVE to get one of these. Smart man!
Pearl
Sometimes you just gotta spice it up!
ReplyDeleteAmazing what garners 30 comments.
ReplyDeleteI would imagine it's the quality of the writing.
Nice tease.
That is a pretty sexy machine I just saw in the pic...I need a bigger kitchen...when we have orgasmic food in my house the clutter starts flying...
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