Friday, September 25, 2009

Old Joke #20

(Fiction Friday will return next week, assuming my growing obsession with Glee doesn't screw up my posting schedule again.)

A Native American goes to see the medicine man.

"You gotta help me, doc," he says. "I'm not getting any sleep."

"What's the problem?" says the doctor.

"One night," the Indian says, "I dream I'm a wigwam. The next night, I dream I'm a teepee. Wigwam, teepee. Wigwam, teepee."

The medicine man says, "I know what your problem is."

"What?" says the Indian.

"You're two tents."
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22 comments:

  1. ♥ BrajaSeptember 25, 2009 at 5:33 AM

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. MwaSeptember 25, 2009 at 7:22 AM

    I need some sleep myself - it took me ages to get that.

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  3. Liz Wilkey (a.k.a. A Mom on Spin)September 25, 2009 at 8:10 AM

    I got it!

    I got it!

    I'm proud, 'cause I got it!

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  4. LisaSeptember 25, 2009 at 8:44 AM

    He has two wives and therefore cannot sleep?

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  5. JeanieSeptember 25, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    Groan and then a giggle, after a few moments of "huh?"

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  6. buffalodickSeptember 25, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    Take your left hand, and hold it firmly against the left side of your face. Now with your right hand, slap yourself in the head! Stay away from puns- they are the Devil! Don't try to get even, I'm in the middle of a root canal right now, so just enjoy the fact that I'm already in pain!

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  7. SkylersDadSeptember 25, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    Ouch! Very punny.

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  8. Carolyn...OnlineSeptember 25, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    I'm an idiot. I had to read it out loud for it to make sense.

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  9. BerowneSeptember 25, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    I had a vaguely similar experience. Years ago I was at a camping exposition -- all kinds of camping gear, etc. -- and I ran into a friend.
    "What do you think of the show?" I asked.
    "My interest is intense."
    It wasn't till I got home that I realized he had made a joke.

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  10. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Hee, hee! Funny. Sorry, I haven't popped in here much lately. I've been frantically trying to renovate my blog.

    I'll do better to keep up with you.

    Gotta go now, me got biggum powow to attend.

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  11. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    Duh. I had to read it out loud too. I'm too dense!

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  12. IBSeptember 25, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    Wow. That is truly awful.

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  13. ChrisSeptember 26, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Oh my. As long as he wasn't starting to lean, too.

    Don't know if I told you, but this is Chris from M-ville. I've gone to another site...

    www.knuckleheadhumor.com

    Come check it out!

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  14. Everyday GoddessSeptember 26, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    I'm so slow.

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  15. ReneeSeptember 27, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    When you find that mythical blanket, can you make sure to keep me in the know.

    Love Renee xoxo

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  16. bernthisSeptember 27, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    ba da bing!

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  17. Christo GonzalesSeptember 27, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    http://alittlebitofchristo.blogspot.com/search?q=jokes

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  18. the mama bird diariesSeptember 27, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    Hee Hee

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  19. MammatalkSeptember 28, 2009 at 12:01 AM

    Brilliant. I'm suffering from that myself.

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  20. BerowneSeptember 28, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    Dedene: I had to read it out loud too. I'm too dense!

    I know what you mean. My car is covered with 'em. :-)

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  21. AnonymousSeptember 28, 2009 at 3:51 PM

    Ha! Definitely punny.

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  22. Frogs in my formulaSeptember 28, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    Ouch! That almost hurt. Why can't I stop laughing?

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