Now that Old Dog and I are aging, more and more we find ourselves gravitating towards oral sex.
As he passes me in the hallway, he says, “Fuck you, old woman.”
I respond, “Fuck you, old man.”
Because what you do is not important, only that it's mutually satisfying.
Amen sister.
ReplyDeleteFunny. Very funny for this monday morning.
ReplyDeleteToo flippin funny! You made me spit my coffee!!!
ReplyDeleteBwahha ha! I'll tell my DH that. I'm sure he won't think it's funny?
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL...and the time frame is just about the same...LOL
ReplyDeleteToofunny.com is what that is! At least now I know what to call what we have done on occasion...
ReplyDeleteOne really shouldn't be eating when reading your blog posts. At least it keeps my dry cleaner in the black.
ReplyDelete;-)
...maybe Steven Spielberg could make a movie along the lines of Jurrasic Park, and call it Geriatric Park.
ReplyDeleteThink of the possibilities.
ha!! i'm telling this to mr. curry
ReplyDeletethat sounds even better than wham bam thank you ma'am!!
ReplyDeleteHah! Glad you both got off.
ReplyDeleteWhat would Dr. Ruth say?
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! I snorted out loud. x
ReplyDeleteYou and your old jokes.... I've told that one my self, but we're close in age..
ReplyDeleteAnd nobody has to get sweaty! ;)
ReplyDeleteToo funny... Romance isn't dead yet! ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat about the foreplay? Or is that the walking down the hall part?? :)
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest thing I've read in ages! I'm loving your blog!!
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