Monday, June 15, 2009

Geriatric Sex

Now that Old Dog and I are aging, more and more we find ourselves gravitating towards oral sex.

As he passes me in the hallway, he says, “Fuck you, old woman.”

I respond, “Fuck you, old man.”

Because what you do is not important, only that it's mutually satisfying.

20 comments:

we're doomed said...

Amen sister.

K said...

Funny. Very funny for this monday morning.

smiles4u said...

Too flippin funny! You made me spit my coffee!!!

Dedene said...

Bwahha ha! I'll tell my DH that. I'm sure he won't think it's funny?

Eternal Lizdom said...

Bwahahahahaha!!!

darsden said...

LOL...and the time frame is just about the same...LOL

Chef E said...

Toofunny.com is what that is! At least now I know what to call what we have done on occasion...

Mad Texter said...

One really shouldn't be eating when reading your blog posts. At least it keeps my dry cleaner in the black.

;-)

Mad Texter said...

...maybe Steven Spielberg could make a movie along the lines of Jurrasic Park, and call it Geriatric Park.

Think of the possibilities.

Sandra Leigh said...

ROTFLMAO! The funniest jokes are the ones that nip off a little flesh as they go by, no?

Maggie May said...

ha!! i'm telling this to mr. curry

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

that sounds even better than wham bam thank you ma'am!!

Frogs in my formula said...

Hah! Glad you both got off.

Comedy Goddess said...

What would Dr. Ruth say?

Kabbalah Rookie said...

Hilarious!! I snorted out loud. x

buffalodick said...

You and your old jokes.... I've told that one my self, but we're close in age..

Real Live Lesbian said...

And nobody has to get sweaty! ;)

ladyfi said...

Too funny... Romance isn't dead yet! ;-)

Far Side of Fifty said...

What about the foreplay? Or is that the walking down the hall part?? :)

Karen said...

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages! I'm loving your blog!!

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