Monday, June 15, 2009

Geriatric Sex

Now that Old Dog and I are aging, more and more we find ourselves gravitating towards oral sex.

As he passes me in the hallway, he says, “Fuck you, old woman.”

I respond, “Fuck you, old man.”

Because what you do is not important, only that it's mutually satisfying.

20 comments:

  1. Funny. Very funny for this monday morning.

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  2. Too flippin funny! You made me spit my coffee!!!

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  3. Bwahha ha! I'll tell my DH that. I'm sure he won't think it's funny?

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  4. LOL...and the time frame is just about the same...LOL

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  5. Toofunny.com is what that is! At least now I know what to call what we have done on occasion...

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  6. One really shouldn't be eating when reading your blog posts. At least it keeps my dry cleaner in the black.

    ;-)

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  7. ...maybe Steven Spielberg could make a movie along the lines of Jurrasic Park, and call it Geriatric Park.

    Think of the possibilities.

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  8. ROTFLMAO! The funniest jokes are the ones that nip off a little flesh as they go by, no?

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  9. ha!! i'm telling this to mr. curry

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  10. that sounds even better than wham bam thank you ma'am!!

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  11. You and your old jokes.... I've told that one my self, but we're close in age..

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  12. Too funny... Romance isn't dead yet! ;-)

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  13. What about the foreplay? Or is that the walking down the hall part?? :)

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  14. This is the funniest thing I've read in ages! I'm loving your blog!!

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