Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Old Joke #12

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the opossum it could be done.

11 comments:

K said...

I love the old jokes.

Happy Tuesday.

doggybloggy said...

Grabbed

As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed tight against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the ground floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to grab!"
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway through the lobby when he choked out, "I didn't touch that woman."
"Of course you didn't," said Mrs. Wilson. "I did!"

What A Card said...

Hee :)

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other SLIDE! (Currently my kids favorite joke. I'm not sure they'd get your version, though I'm sure if I told it to them, they'd endlessly repeat it...)

Chef E said...

*laughing at all jokes on page*

buffalodick said...

Cute. I actually saw a 'possum make it across the road once!

Belle said...

I thought the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!
Like the one blonde shouting at her blonde friend on the other side of the river.
'How do you get to the other side' she shouted.
'I AM on the other side' her friend answered.

Roshni Mitra Chintalapati said...

yee hehehehe!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Vodka Mom said...

oh yeah.

Jan said...

Cute.

the mama bird diaries said...

Cute.

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