As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed tight against a gorgeous blonde. As the elevator stopped at the ground floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to grab!" Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway through the lobby when he choked out, "I didn't touch that woman." "Of course you didn't," said Mrs. Wilson. "I did!"
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other SLIDE! (Currently my kids favorite joke. I'm not sure they'd get your version, though I'm sure if I told it to them, they'd endlessly repeat it...)
I thought the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side! Like the one blonde shouting at her blonde friend on the other side of the river. 'How do you get to the other side' she shouted. 'I AM on the other side' her friend answered.
I love the old jokes.
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday.
Grabbed
ReplyDeleteAs the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed tight against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the ground floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, "That will teach you to grab!"
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway through the lobby when he choked out, "I didn't touch that woman."
"Of course you didn't," said Mrs. Wilson. "I did!"
Hee :)
ReplyDeleteWhy did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other SLIDE! (Currently my kids favorite joke. I'm not sure they'd get your version, though I'm sure if I told it to them, they'd endlessly repeat it...)
*laughing at all jokes on page*
ReplyDeleteCute. I actually saw a 'possum make it across the road once!
ReplyDeleteI thought the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!
ReplyDeleteLike the one blonde shouting at her blonde friend on the other side of the river.
'How do you get to the other side' she shouted.
'I AM on the other side' her friend answered.
yee hehehehe!!
ReplyDeleteoh yeah.
ReplyDeleteCute.
ReplyDeleteCute.
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