Last week I was working on a scene where Belial, my demon,
snags a dance with the ever-elusive Dara. He only managed to score this dance
was because Dara was raised in a teetotalling household and thus was unprepared
when someone set what seemed to be a mildly alcoholic drink in front of her and
told her it was iced tea.
During the dance, there's a lot of sexual sparring and
eventually he brushes his fingertips over the back of her thigh, just below the
hemline of a very short dress (another first for our Dara).
Only then I got to thinking: If a 6'2" guy was dancing
with a 5'5" woman, would he be able to do that? Or would he need long,
monkey arms to be able to reach?
Old Dog is really good about helping me block out scenes
between my lovers, but he's my height, so he wasn't a good option for figuring
out this question.
When I got into work, I was still turning this over in my
head. The I spied my co-worker, Craig (who, it should be noted, I've worked
with for many years and who is 15 years younger than me, a mere child).
"How tall are you?"
He looked startled. "Six-two."
"Perfect," I said. "I need you to do
something for me. If this makes you feel sexually harassed, just say so."
His eyebrows shot up all the way to his hairline.
I explained what was happening in my scene. He looked a
little freaked out.
"I don't need you to dance with me, " I said. "I just need you to
stand beside me, so I can see where your hand would come on my thigh."
He's a good guy, so he obligingly stood there while I
determined that, yes, a six-foot-two demon could definitely graze the back of a
five-foot-five woman's thigh with his fingertips if her skirt were short
enough.
"I feel so used," he said.
But that's okay. What matters is that he made a contribution
to art.
And he didn't call HR.
"I feel so used." Hahahahahaha!Did he really say that? What a hoot.
ReplyDeleteI usually have to use my son whenever I have issues like that with my book. He's not 6'2", but he's probably taller than 6' (he won't let me measure him). Of course, he DOES have long monkey arms (6'7" span), so maybe he's not always the best person to use. Hmmm... :)
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI laughed even though I've heard the story before.
ReplyDeleteThis made me actually cry with laughter. You don't want to know the things I've needed to test in the name of art...
ReplyDeleteGreat story, I love it. May you always have such cool co-workers.
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