Monday, June 20, 2011

Old Joke #46

This one came from Chef E, over at TMI:

A Texas trooper pulls over a Texan for a weapons check because of multiple NRA bumper stickers on his pickup.

As the officer approaches the vehicle, the man behind the wheel hands the officer his driver's license, insurance card and concealed carry permit.

The officer takes all the documents, looks them over and says "Sir, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replies, "Yes, I do, Officer. I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looks at him and asks, "Anything else?"

"Yes. I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 in the back."

"Were you driving to or from a shooting range?" the office asks.

"No, I was not," says the driver.

Looking into the driver's face, the officer says, "Sir, you're carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you are afraid of?"

The driver locks eyes with the officer and calmly replies, "Not a damn thing."


  1. Will be interesting to see if anyone even responds...some are very touchy about the subject :)

  2. I'll respond just because I like guns. Also because this day has been so wierd. Lat night my best friend died of brain and esphogeal cancer. During dinner tonight on our vacation in Buffalo, I learned the friend watching our house was ambivalent to the fact that some cat had kittens today behind our house, and some were flopping around out back. She has her own issues and ignored the kittens. It ruined my dinner and the romance of the evening. The juxstapostion of death and new like pissed me off. Larry and I used to go target shooting all the time. We smoked pot, laughed, and blew things up. I loved the bastard. And i hope someone cares about those kittens.

  3. Ha! That made me laugh out loud.

    PS I can't remember if we've discussed this before, but are you familiar with Tom Lehrer's songs? If not - I think he might be your kind of satirist, and I have one on my blog right now.


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