Monday, October 25, 2010

Open Letter to My Teachers

Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote

Is are was were am be been
Has have had
Do does did
May might must can could
Will would shall should

In Flanders Fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

I before E except after C

8 x 6 = 48
8 x 7 = 56
8 x 8 = 64
8 x 9 = 72

A, E, I, O, U and sometimes Y

Dear Teachers:

Now that you've used up all the memory registers in my brain with this trivia, I have just one question:

Where the hell are my car keys?



  1. Good morning Jeanne! That is a very good question.

  2. I am with Dave, love it...and what happened to the car keys, are they still in the basket at the last party you attended? LOL Someone got short changed!

  3. Amen! Math class should have questions like "If a woman sleeps in late, and forgets to drink her usual two cups of 8oz coffee, how many kms down the road will she be, assuming she is going 45km/hr, before she remembers that she left the iron on at 189degrees? Now THAT is useful math. - G

  4. Now thats a good Monday!

  5. Awwww, if that ain't the question of the century! Heeehehehe. I found the keys and lost the dang car!

    God bless ya and have the most incredible day sweetie!!!

  6. Eat some of that Halloween Candy it is rumored to regenerate those brain cells that you need to remember stuff like that..I think:)

  7. EXACTLY! I'm just glad that vowels were taught to me in alphabetical order, otherwise I might not remember them at all. You wanna really mess a kid up, ask them to recite them backwards.

  8. Ok, Miss Smarty Pants.

    Can you please shed some light on the missing sock theory?

    Please don't tell me I'll have to wait until I crossover into the light before I get the answer on that one!

  9. That is too funny! And oh, so true.

  10. There have been times where I have lost my car keys.. only to find them 15 minutes later in my pocket or hand.


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