Monday, February 15, 2010

Old Joke #29: Sven and Ole

For those of you who've never lived in or near Minnesota, Ole and Lena jokes are ubiquitous up there.

This is the first one I've ever seen featuring Sven....

Ole and Sven are sitting in a boat, fishing and drinking beer, when Sven says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife. She ain't spoke to me in over two months."

Ole spits into the water, takes a drink of beer and shakes his head.

"Ya, you better think about that awhile, then," he says. "Women like that are hard to find."


  1. Having lived in Wisconsin, I am very familiar with Sven and Ole jokes. VERY, VERY FUNNY!!!

  2. I have many friends from my days of travel to Minn, and am always kept up on those jokes.

    By the way, just this weekend I was at a stoplight behind a recent transplant from Minn to Colo. I could tell from the 3 bumper stickers:
    93.3 radio sticker
    Ole and Lena museum sticker
    Golden Gophers hockey sticker

  3. HA! More Sven and Ole jokes please!

  4. Cute...I will have to tell hubby that one...apparently on tweet last night we all discovered we have similar marriages, one lives up stairs and the other down stairs...where the 'putors are!

    I have gotten lots of writing and reading done bout you girl!

  5. I'm sure my husband would agree.

    I talk his ears off.


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