Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Web Wednesday: A St. Paddy's Day Joke
An attractive blonde from County Cork in the auld country arrives at the Casino. Reeking of whiskey and a bit unsteady on her feet, she bets twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. "I hope ye won't be mindin'," she says, "but I always feel luckier when I'm in the nip." And stripping to the skin, she rolls the dice, yelling, "Come on, babby, Mither needs new clothes!" As the dice come to a stop, she jumps up and down, squealing "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She hugs each of the dealers and then picks up her winnings and her clothing and quickly departs. The dealers stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asks, "What did she roll?" "I don't know," says the other, "I thought you were watching."