Chronicling life as a would-be romance author....
And you could pull the seat up for the next man as you leave….Have a nice day, Boonie
Ah, yes, what we could do if we were elastic...No boy needs to think long before he has the answer. In case you ever wondered why Elastiboy never became famous, it's because he didn't have time to do superhero things.
Oh my, if my body could stretch like elastic just think what I could do with my...er, never mind. I'll just keep this a G-rated post.
But why would you?
Well, I have nothing better to do while I'm waiting for my morning coffee to render it's daily assault, so why not?Now, where did I put that cannister of nuclear waste...?Good one!Peace and serenity,~Jo'The End Of The Rainbow: Life After Bankruptcy'
So true! But I'd still be too lazy to do it.
LOL ahhh the memory of my laugh when I heard you say it, and I confessed I might can do it...I must have inhaled way too much Ajax over the years...like Spidey getting bitten...Also like the comments on this too!
and probably mix yourself a drink from the bar in the living room.
This reminded me of an acquaintance who always complained about her tiny apartment. She claimed that she can do the dishes in the kitchen sink while she sits on the throne. I've declined a couple of invites to dinner parties at her place for obvious reasons. - G
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