Friday, February 19, 2010

Snow Snorkeler

No Fiction Friday today, because I had tickets to see Wicked last night. (Fact about me: I'm a total Wizard of Oz freak. Which makes me, in turn, a huge fan of Elphaba's story.)

Instead, I will share the picture of a snow snorkeler my cousin Phillip sent me.



Anyone care to guess just how much alcohol this guy had imbibed?

13 comments:

  1. Wow! Now that's what I call "impressive" snorkeling! Surely, this spring, he'll be able to plant a tulip bulb where his "snorkel" has been. By the way, where do you think a person could a hold of some of those glow-in-the-dark flippers? They are likewise impressive!

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  2. Whoa, nelly! That is gonna be cause for some 'shrinkage' (if you know what I mean). And I'm guessing he had an entire beer keg to drink. But nice buns, though.

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  3. That is hilarious!

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  4. Shock my modesty and blow me away, can ya'll feel me blushin'??? Talk about puttin' your package on ice! Wooooweee! What does one have to smoke to do somethin' like that? Heeeheehe!

    Ya'll have a fun day and a very blessed weekend!!!

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  5. Having done that myself, I happen to know exactly how much alcohol you need. I had a friend who owned a condo way up in the mountains and we would drink in the sauna and then run out and jump in the snow. One night after we were well into getting our drink on, we got off the elevator on the wrong floor and was trying to open his door. Of course the key didn't work, and this old lady opened up her door to 4 drunken, partially clad dudes.

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  6. Whoa! I hope that guy had enough to drink to keep him from freezing solid.

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  7. "I'd say you make a perfect angel in the snow,
    All crushed out the way you are,
    Better stop before you go too far."
    (Elliott Smith)

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  8. That's insane! I love snorkeling - in 80 degree ocean!

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  9. Who the hell snorkels in the nude?! ANyone?

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  10. Is that for real? Should someone report it to the police that maybe he was made to do it at gunpoint or something.

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  11. I just cannot stop laughing at this one, and I thought snorkeling with reef sharks below me was impressive, lol!

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  12. I'm guessing about a half a handle bottle of Tequila?

    Jose Cuervo will make you do the most insane things! While laughing at you.

    He is not welcome here anymore. End of story.

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  13. Oh goodness. I hate to think of all that frostbitten flesh.

    Ack!

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